I once flew tub of butter across the state of Washington. I discovered the Smurf village. I am the other off-white meat. Liono looks up to me. I have single handedly thwarted attempts by top 40 bubblegummers to take over the world using merely a can of hairspray and PEZ... I defeated Voltron with a 9v battery and tweazers. I cook Minute Rice in 46 seconds. My greatness is surpassed only by that of Bobby Darrin's. Women swoon to my god-like fork playing. I am faster then a speeding sloth.